Wednesday, May 31, 2006

DiBayN InteRbenSyOn

I told you guys not to believe everything that i say.


I'm still in the midshift!!! weeeee!!!!!!!!!


Due to an unexplainable divine intervention, they gave us additional slots for midshift and so i was one of the few who was able to bid for the said shift. yey!!!! HELLO to less work, less stress, more time for browsing, more time to eat(!!!!) ---> everything boils down to the word FUN!!!


That's it. I'm H-A-P-P-Y!


I'm a bit wary though because i tend to eat a lot when i've got nothing to do and I'm afraid it will lead to an increase in adipose tissue. I guess all of us are afraid of getting fat. Aside from the fact that you have limited choice when it comes to dressing and being looked at and be told "ANG TABA MO NA!!!!" Damn. Why say it when it's obvious? It's like saying "ANG TAMIS NAMAN NG CHOCOLATE!!!!" when you're eating --- guess what --- a chocolate. Or asking someone who holds a towel, a mini basket with shampoo,conditioner, sponge, soap, body scrub, foot scrub, toothpaste, toothbrush,etc --- "MALILIGO KA BA???" What the--? Sarap sabihing "HINDE..... MAG-GA-GARDENING AKO!!!"


Obvious ba???


HAHAHAHAHA.


Of course. It's a known fact that we have grown to always ask for confirmation. Even when there's no need to ask, we still tend to ask it just to confirm that we are right. RIGHT? right....


So when somebody tells you you're fat -- tell them.. NO I'M NOT. It's just an optical illusion.


Wondering if i'm fat or thin?


Hmmmm.....


I'm tall and slender. I'm America's next top model.



DISCLAIMER: Don't believe everything that I say.

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