Bored?

i'm back from the grave!!! it's really hard when you're doing nothing. It really is!!! Some may say that it's great when you're suppose to work but you end up doing basically NOTHING. Petix as they say. But damn, it's so B.O.R.I.N.G. I mean, time is so slow. Coz when you're busy with stuff, you tend not to mind what time it is. But when you're doing nothing, earth moves ever so slowwwlyyy..

Guess i'm just BORED. That's it.

So let's make the most out of this boredom. I chanced upon some boredom sites and luckily I was able to steal this site's idea (har har har!) but of course, I deleted some of it coz it's pretty loooonngggg... kudos to whoever zutroy is for coming up with this list! (applause! applause!)

Stuff to do when you're bored:

• Work on your web page
  
• Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
  
• Juggle everything you can find
  
• Read over the "membership policy" for your ISP
  
• Work on your mIRC script
  
• Spends hours looking for spelling mistakes on this site....(lemmie know eh?)
  
• Eat Spam
  
• Watch "The Sound of Music" (warning: only if REALLY REALLY REALLY bored!!)
  
• Spell your name with mustard all over the street
  
• Search for space anomalies
  
• Jump up! Start running! Don't stop! (a la Forrest Gump)
  
• Take that next call in Q...come on, you know you want to!
  
• Email this freak (email address removed)
  
• Empty the Trash/Recycling Bin without looking what's it in first
  
• Procrastinate
  
• Learn new and exciting words by reading the dictionary
  
• Sleep
  
• Pull the heads off sheep (but not live ones...that's sick)
  
• Sing The Song That Never Ends (hello Yahoo! people?!?! Useless Page Alert!!)
  
• How about some interesting Quotes that I've collected?
  
• How about some MORE interesting Quotes (psst, most of these are funny)
  
• How about my Quotes Page
  
• Annoy my cousin who FINALLY got on the 'net
  
• Have a movie marathon
  
• Gather a pile of old books, close your eyes, toss out the books one by one, and read the last one remaining cover to cover in one sitting
  
• Email this PUNK about his lame choice of an email address :)
  
• Scan pictures for people at work
  
• Call your ISP's tech support, and tell them this: "I can't get internet, I have a message about a DSN computer. I don't know what kind of modem I have, but it's on IRQ 13...HELP ME!"
  
• Buy part of the Moon
  
• Or get into the hype, and buy part of Mars
  
• Email me your suggestions about what kinda computer to get (got a new one now! :))
  
• Learn to swear in Russian, German (thanks Mary-Ann), Spanish, French, and sanskrit (then email them to me)
  
• Spend a few hours creating a web page in worship of your girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/husband/wife/significant other
  
• Play with some LEGOS
  
• Leave the planet
  
• Discover the Answer to the Ultimate Question....then the Question itself....
  
• Laugh at these poor sods with crappy computers
  
• Listen to alien signals from Vega
  
• Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
  
• Study neurosurgery *OR* go to see the Care Bears movie (you can only pick 1)
  
• Open as many Netscape / Internet Explorer windows as possible
  
• Spend hours rebuilding your system after it crashed doing the last thing
  
• Play the original NES version of Tetris (can you go from level 1 all the way to level 19???)
  
• Send yourself for pizza (note: people with clones only)
  
• Read through a stack of OLD computer magazines (I've got some as far back as 1991 if you want to borrow them)
  
• Register useless domains for FREE at Monolith (or not...)
  
• Stalk someone
  
• Spend a few hours staring at the moon & stars (binoculars help, but no peeping at neighbors...well just a bit)
  
• Listen to your favorite CD (or tape, or record, or 8-track for you technologically impaired) over and over and over....
  
• Check out this page BACKWARDS!! (fixed this link...thanks to this bored person who's email address doesn't work...oh, fixed it, works now!)
  
• Arrest yourself
  
• Read about the Simpsons Episode that had Zutroy in it!
  
• Take your hamster to the beach
  
• Find the longest URL you possibly can! (here's mine)
  
• Figure out the words to the Weird Al Show Theme Song! (here is what Isotropy and I got...and here's Julie Cross's version)
  
• Go swimming
  
• Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
  
• Water the lawn (and spray annoying siblings)
  
• Spend all day in the basement torturing rats with a hacksaw (you read the disclaimer first right??)
  
• Eat as many pieces of toast, loaded with tons of peanut butter, as you can
  
• Phone in sick (but make sure your story is at least 57.6% believable)
  
• Slam your head against the wall
  
• Read the coolest poems ever written
  
• Look for hidden messages on web pages
  
• Check out bored.com....they were so bored, they registered the domain (lotsa cool links there!)
  
• Whine about something (browser crashes is a good place to start)
  
• Phone Home
  
• Take an IQ Test
  
• Email bomb yourself (fun isn't it Tim??)
  
• Read a Gordon Korman book
  
• Take a few hours out of your life to wonder how an aarkvark spends his days
  
• Drag your Windows directory to the Recycling bin (or for you Mac guys...drag your System Folder to the trash), restart, and try to fix it
  
• Check out this page...created by possibly the most bored guy on Earth
  
• Take a look at my most hated animated GIF
  
• Shamelessly try to win awards for your web page (*hint hint*)
  
• Join the Spam Club
  
• Try to make reservations at McDonalds
  
• Dare to be Stupid
  
• Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat.
  
• Clone yourself
  
• Check out the History of Apple
  
• Then eat some apple pie....mmm, apple pie
  
• Spend HOURS checking out the incredibly awesome Voodoo Extreme web site for info on 3D computer gaming
  
• Update the list of links on your web page (assuming you have a web page, if not...THEN MAKE ONE!!)
  
• Learn all about the coolest console gaming system ever at The Official Intellivision Home Page
  
• Eat some Ruffles BBQ chips (the best chips in the world!!!)
  
• Write insanely long, and complicated disclaimers for your web page
  
• Help me shamelessly promote this page
  
• Watch this page grow, and grow (no, I will NEVER break it up into multiple pages...If I have, please let me know)
  
• Add a counter to your web page (once again, if you don't have one, then MAKE ONE!!)
  
• Yell at the top volume - 'MOM! I'm bored!'
  
• Clean your room (that's what I spent all morning doing...weee)
  
• Tell everyone how bored you are on The Bored Forum
  
• Blink
  
• Rent-A-Nerd
  
• Correct mistakes on your webpage (thanks to a certain someone, that if he has a webpage, I will link to it here)
  
• Stay connected to your ISP for a week straight (and receive nasty emails from them)
  
• Grab your Star Wars Soundtrack, crank it to max volume, and listen all night
  
• Stick your head in a microwave, and get yourself a tan
  
• Create fake Web Page Awards at Aprilfools.com (and I didn't fall for it Mr. Todd Gack whoever you are)
  
• Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at home and watch tons of movies
  
• Listen to this clip of Star Wars Theme in a weird but cool disco theme (from The Best of Meco CD I mentioned a few thingies ago)
  
• Learn something about yourself
  
• Search for song lyrics at The International Lyrics Server
  
• Delete the Internet (stolen from sCary's Sugar Shack)
  
• Spend a few hours downloading the 1376 emails you "forgot" to delete from your email server over the last 6 months
  
• Play solitaire with your mother
  
• If you speak/read German, translate this email that was sent to me
  
• Earlier I posted my most hated animated GIF, now here's my favorite (from Blue's News)
  
• Check out The Tribute to Screech
  
• Practice parallel parking (and also practice spelling parallel)
  
• Plaster those free tatooes all over your body
  
• Talk on your cell phone, rack up huge bills
  
• Pop yourself a beer
  
• Pack
  
• Make yourself think, read this "story"
  
• Take a look at Just The Facts
  
• For the truly bored, read about Danielle and her attempt to do lots of the things on this page :)
  
• Load as many programs as you can in an attempt to crash your system (I tried it myself! Here a list of all the programs I had open...0% free resources)
  
• Eat some Animal Crackers
  
• Unpack
  
• Nuke The Crazy Counter!!
  
• Read The Raven....nevermore
  
• Visit The Zone, tell em Zutroy sent you
  
• Can you out-shame these people?
  
• Listen to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack
  
• Check out these has-beens
  
• Watch TLC (The Learning Channel) ... there's a good show on lightning right now
  
• Get a free webpage with 15 megs of space!!
  
• Take a look at the Voodoo Extreme webmasters...*shudder*
  
• Read the Hyper Cosmic Song!
  
• Take a spin on the URoulette and visit random groovy and exotic sites
  
• For the teenager in you, check out Teen Talk and meet some new friends (no stalking please)
  
• Flip upside-down and check out the Anti-Gravity Room (almost as cool as it sounds)
  
• If you're weird enough, take a trip to the Strange Universe
  
• Americans dumb? Nooo, really? View the proof
  
• Too Hot for TV...check out the Jerry Springer Video (warning: contains nudity...heh)
  
• Piss off Dr. Math by asking a horrifically impossible question
  
• Get your name in lights at the Netscape Engineering Sign! Just so you know it really works, here's my name in lights
  
• Read these kewl quotes, and also these, these, these, these, and these
  
• Keep yourself busy for a few hours...Click Here
  
• Play tag with a telephone pole
  
• Translate zutroy.com into another language here
  
• Adopt - A - Fluff
  
• Work your way through 258 Things To Do When You're Bored (this list isn't as fun as mine)
  
• Give your brain a workout at Interactive Magic!
  
• Re-do your webpage with frames (standard message, if you don't have a webpage, then make one!!!)
  
• Read the online novel Master Of The World by Jules Verne
  
• Convert various currencies to other various currencies here
  
• Check out my totally lame (you've been warned), very FIRST webpage which GeoCities finally deleted :)
  
• Buy the world's most durable bread - Wonder Bread!
  
• Go for a bike ride
  
• Sing in the rain
  
• Visit the Playground of the Seski One - www.seksi.org
  
• Take a trip to Dee Dee's Wild & Wacky World of Looney Stuff!
  
• Stop what you're doing, flick on the radio, get up and dance!
  
• Read a book till all hours of the night
  
• Re-fill your empty ice cube trays
  
• Brush your teeth with whatever toothpaste you can find
  
• Collect lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of drink can tabs and send them to me
  
• Play Dr. Mario (if you can beat level 20, hi speed, my hats goes off to you....I've only done it once)
  
• Listen to MP3s
  
• Email me with the answer to this question: Are there pink Smarties? (the answers)
  
• Fluff your pillows
  
• Curious as to what the weather is like where I live? Click Here
  
• Watch more movies then me
  
• Re-do your web page (yes again :P)
  
• Check out my old webpage on Tripod (why don't they ever delete these things?!?!)
  
• Like Southpark? Like Star Wars? Go here
  
• Email yourself so you can have new mail
  
• Help this guy get married to his girlfriend.
  
• Fancy a random quote? Click Here
  
• Check out what the name Zutroy means
  
• Set your life's ambition to become a slacker
  
• Lefties of the world unite!
  
• Check out Nasa's Procedure to Follow in the Event That Building 245 is Attacked by Vikings
  
• Looking for Love on the Internet? Sounds like Love@FirstByte
  
• Discover the true meaning of Teletubbies
  
• Make money surfing the web
  
• 8 hours of paperwork - 'nuff said
  
• Pack yourself in styrofoam
  
• Order combo #1 from a random Chinese Restaurant
  
• Seek out the Paranormal
  
• Find your lack of pants disturbing
  
• Get un-addicted to Lip Balm
  
• Get paid to surf the Internet
  
• Tranform your gel-wrist-pad into a snail
  
• Take a Sanity Test (for reference I am 69.0909090909091% insane. I'm a loony)
  
• Sort forms
  
• Keep your health insurance up-to-date
  
• Help test out the new Microsoft keyboard
  
• Go crazy
  
• Wish yourself a Happy Birthday
  
• Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out with peanut butter
  
• Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
  
• Try to figure out what a Dalvian is
  
• Play Worms (Banana attack!)
  
• Wash your car
  
• Format all your floppy disks
  
• Beam yourself up
  
• Read Something Awful
  
• Flip through the channels desperately looking for Macgyver, but instead find In The Heat Of The Night in it's place
  
• Go visit the newly re-designed Seksi.Org
  
• Want to know if you'll suddenly fall off the Earth? Check out the daily gravity forecast
  
• Visit the amazingly cool Bo Duke website
  
• Go to A Galaxy Far, Far Away, Where No One Has Gone Before
  
• Check your email from a DOS command prompt
  
• Go sing karaoke
  
• Read about some Urban Legends
  
• Shave
  
• Make a fool of yourself on live world-wide-broadcast TV
  
• Say "give me some sugar baby" to a random stranger
  
• Rip your heart right out of your rib cage with your bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it until you die
  
• Cook a ham
  
• Ignore people who tell you about all the broken links on your webpage
  
• Get unnecessary work done on your car
  
• Spend a few hours daydreaming that you had a trillion dollars
  
• Buy 2 bags of ice for a party and never use them
  
• Eat some ice cream
  
• Add some strawberries to your ice cream
  
• Add some blueberries to your ice cream too!
  
• Find out how much is inside?
  
• Steal someone's letters
  
• Figure out "How Far is it?"
  
• Try to guess what my favorite quote is
  
• Steal this list and claim it as your own
  

Hehehehehe... I stole his list but of course i'm not claiming it as my own.


DISCLAIMER: Don't believe everything I say.