Guess i'm just BORED. That's it.
So let's make the most out of this boredom. I chanced upon some boredom sites and luckily I was able to steal this site's idea (har har har!) but of course, I deleted some of it coz it's pretty loooonngggg... kudos to whoever zutroy is for coming up with this list! (applause! applause!)
Stuff to do when you're bored:
- Work on your web page
- Learn to whistle 14.4/28.8 bps sounds
- Juggle everything you can find
- Read over the "membership policy" for your ISP
- Work on your mIRC script
- Spends hours looking for spelling mistakes on this site....(lemmie know eh?)
- Eat Spam
- Watch "The Sound of Music" (warning: only if REALLY REALLY REALLY bored!!)
- Spell your name with mustard all over the street
- Search for space anomalies
- Jump up! Start running! Don't stop! (a la Forrest Gump)
- Take that next call in Q...come on, you know you want to!
- Email this freak (email address removed)
- Empty the Trash/Recycling Bin without looking what's it in first
- Procrastinate
- Learn new and exciting words by reading the dictionary
- Sleep
- Pull the heads off sheep (but not live ones...that's sick)
- Sing The Song That Never Ends (hello Yahoo! people?!?! Useless Page Alert!!)
- How about some interesting Quotes that I've collected?
- How about some MORE interesting Quotes (psst, most of these are funny)
- How about my Quotes Page
- Annoy my cousin who FINALLY got on the 'net
- Have a movie marathon
- Gather a pile of old books, close your eyes, toss out the books one by one, and read the last one remaining cover to cover in one sitting
- Email this PUNK about his lame choice of an email address :)
- Scan pictures for people at work
- Call your ISP's tech support, and tell them this: "I can't get internet, I have a message about a DSN computer. I don't know what kind of modem I have, but it's on IRQ 13...HELP ME!"
- Buy part of the Moon
- Or get into the hype, and buy part of Mars
- Email me your suggestions about what kinda computer to get (got a new one now! :))
- Learn to swear in Russian, German (thanks Mary-Ann), Spanish, French, and sanskrit (then email them to me)
- Spend a few hours creating a web page in worship of your girlfriend/boyfriend/lover/husband/wife/significant other
- Play with some LEGOS
- Leave the planet
- Discover the Answer to the Ultimate Question....then the Question itself....
- Laugh at these poor sods with crappy computers
- Listen to alien signals from Vega
- Build a model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles
- Study neurosurgery *OR* go to see the Care Bears movie (you can only pick 1)
- Open as many Netscape / Internet Explorer windows as possible
- Spend hours rebuilding your system after it crashed doing the last thing
- Play the original NES version of Tetris (can you go from level 1 all the way to level 19???)
- Send yourself for pizza (note: people with clones only)
- Read through a stack of OLD computer magazines (I've got some as far back as 1991 if you want to borrow them)
- Register useless domains for FREE at Monolith (or not...)
- Stalk someone
- Spend a few hours staring at the moon & stars (binoculars help, but no peeping at neighbors...well just a bit)
- Listen to your favorite CD (or tape, or record, or 8-track for you technologically impaired) over and over and over....
- Check out this page BACKWARDS!! (fixed this link...thanks to this bored person who's email address doesn't work...oh, fixed it, works now!)
- Arrest yourself
- Read about the Simpsons Episode that had Zutroy in it!
- Take your hamster to the beach
- Find the longest URL you possibly can! (here's mine)
- Figure out the words to the Weird Al Show Theme Song! (here is what Isotropy and I got...and here's Julie Cross's version)
- Go swimming
- Go to your local museum, and try to get kicked out
- Water the lawn (and spray annoying siblings)
- Spend all day in the basement torturing rats with a hacksaw (you read the disclaimer first right??)
- Eat as many pieces of toast, loaded with tons of peanut butter, as you can
- Phone in sick (but make sure your story is at least 57.6% believable)
- Slam your head against the wall
- Read the coolest poems ever written
- Look for hidden messages on web pages
- Check out bored.com....they were so bored, they registered the domain (lotsa cool links there!)
- Whine about something (browser crashes is a good place to start)
- Phone Home
- Take an IQ Test
- Email bomb yourself (fun isn't it Tim??)
- Read a Gordon Korman book
- Take a few hours out of your life to wonder how an aarkvark spends his days
- Drag your Windows directory to the Recycling bin (or for you Mac guys...drag your System Folder to the trash), restart, and try to fix it
- Check out this page...created by possibly the most bored guy on Earth
- Take a look at my most hated animated GIF
- Shamelessly try to win awards for your web page (*hint hint*)
- Join the Spam Club
- Try to make reservations at McDonalds
- Dare to be Stupid
- Spend hours downloading large files, then delete them, download, delete....lather, rinse, repeat.
- Clone yourself
- Check out the History of Apple
- Then eat some apple pie....mmm, apple pie
- Spend HOURS checking out the incredibly awesome Voodoo Extreme web site for info on 3D computer gaming
- Update the list of links on your web page (assuming you have a web page, if not...THEN MAKE ONE!!)
- Learn all about the coolest console gaming system ever at The Official Intellivision Home Page
- Eat some Ruffles BBQ chips (the best chips in the world!!!)
- Write insanely long, and complicated disclaimers for your web page
- Help me shamelessly promote this page
- Watch this page grow, and grow (no, I will NEVER break it up into multiple pages...If I have, please let me know)
- Add a counter to your web page (once again, if you don't have one, then MAKE ONE!!)
- Yell at the top volume - 'MOM! I'm bored!'
- Clean your room (that's what I spent all morning doing...weee)
- Tell everyone how bored you are on The Bored Forum
- Rent-A-Nerd
- Correct mistakes on your webpage (thanks to a certain someone, that if he has a webpage, I will link to it here)
- Stay connected to your ISP for a week straight (and receive nasty emails from them)
- Grab your Star Wars Soundtrack, crank it to max volume, and listen all night
- Stick your head in a microwave, and get yourself a tan
- Create fake Web Page Awards at Aprilfools.com (and I didn't fall for it Mr. Todd Gack whoever you are)
- Take a week of vacation from work to just sit at home and watch tons of movies
- Listen to this clip of Star Wars Theme in a weird but cool disco theme (from The Best of Meco CD I mentioned a few thingies ago)
- Learn something about yourself
- Search for song lyrics at The International Lyrics Server
- Delete the Internet (stolen from sCary's Sugar Shack)
- Spend a few hours downloading the 1376 emails you "forgot" to delete from your email server over the last 6 months
- Play solitaire with your mother
- If you speak/read German, translate this email that was sent to me
- Earlier I posted my most hated animated GIF, now here's my favorite (from Blue's News)
- Check out The Tribute to Screech
- Practice parallel parking (and also practice spelling parallel)
- Plaster those free tatooes all over your body
- Talk on your cell phone, rack up huge bills
- Pop yourself a beer
- Pack
- Make yourself think, read this "story"
- Take a look at Just The Facts
- For the truly bored, read about Danielle and her attempt to do lots of the things on this page :)
- Load as many programs as you can in an attempt to crash your system (I tried it myself! Here a list of all the programs I had open...0% free resources)
- Eat some Animal Crackers
- Unpack
- Nuke The Crazy Counter!!
- Read The Raven....nevermore
- Visit The Zone, tell em Zutroy sent you
- Can you out-shame these people?
- Listen to the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack
- Check out these has-beens
- Watch TLC (The Learning Channel) ... there's a good show on lightning right now
- Get a free webpage with 15 megs of space!!
- Take a look at the Voodoo Extreme webmasters...*shudder*
- Read the Hyper Cosmic Song!
- Take a spin on the URoulette and visit random groovy and exotic sites
- For the teenager in you, check out Teen Talk and meet some new friends (no stalking please)
- Flip upside-down and check out the Anti-Gravity Room (almost as cool as it sounds)
- If you're weird enough, take a trip to the Strange Universe
- Americans dumb? Nooo, really? View the proof
- Too Hot for TV...check out the Jerry Springer Video (warning: contains nudity...heh)
- Piss off Dr. Math by asking a horrifically impossible question
- Get your name in lights at the Netscape Engineering Sign! Just so you know it really works, here's my name in lights
- Read these kewl quotes, and also these, these, these, these, and these
- Keep yourself busy for a few hours...Click Here
- Play tag with a telephone pole
- Translate zutroy.com into another language here
- Adopt - A - Fluff
- Work your way through 258 Things To Do When You're Bored (this list isn't as fun as mine)
- Give your brain a workout at Interactive Magic!
- Re-do your webpage with frames (standard message, if you don't have a webpage, then make one!!!)
- Read the online novel Master Of The World by Jules Verne
- Convert various currencies to other various currencies here
- Check out my totally lame (you've been warned), very FIRST webpage which GeoCities finally deleted :)
- Buy the world's most durable bread - Wonder Bread!
- Go for a bike ride
- Sing in the rain
- Visit the Playground of the Seski One - www.seksi.org
- Take a trip to Dee Dee's Wild & Wacky World of Looney Stuff!
- Stop what you're doing, flick on the radio, get up and dance!
- Read a book till all hours of the night
- Re-fill your empty ice cube trays
- Brush your teeth with whatever toothpaste you can find
- Collect lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of drink can tabs and send them to me
- Play Dr. Mario (if you can beat level 20, hi speed, my hats goes off to you....I've only done it once)
- Listen to MP3s
- Email me with the answer to this question: Are there pink Smarties? (the answers)
- Fluff your pillows
- Curious as to what the weather is like where I live? Click Here
- Watch more movies then me
- Re-do your web page (yes again :P)
- Check out my old webpage on Tripod (why don't they ever delete these things?!?!)
- Like Southpark? Like Star Wars? Go here
- Email yourself so you can have new mail
- Help this guy get married to his girlfriend.
- Fancy a random quote? Click Here
- Check out what the name Zutroy means
- Set your life's ambition to become a slacker
- Lefties of the world unite!
- Check out Nasa's Procedure to Follow in the Event That Building 245 is Attacked by Vikings
- Looking for Love on the Internet? Sounds like Love@FirstByte
- Discover the true meaning of Teletubbies
- Make money surfing the web
- 8 hours of paperwork - 'nuff said
- Pack yourself in styrofoam
- Order combo #1 from a random Chinese Restaurant
- Seek out the Paranormal
- Find your lack of pants disturbing
- Get un-addicted to Lip Balm
- Get paid to surf the Internet
- Tranform your gel-wrist-pad into a snail
- Take a Sanity Test (for reference I am 69.0909090909091% insane. I'm a loony)
- Sort forms
- Keep your health insurance up-to-date
- Help test out the new Microsoft keyboard
- Go crazy
- Wish yourself a Happy Birthday
- Get bubblegum stuck in your hair and try to get it out with peanut butter
- Post Post-It© Notes all over your house
- Try to figure out what a Dalvian is
- Play Worms (Banana attack!)
- Wash your car
- Format all your floppy disks
- Beam yourself up
- Read Something Awful
- Flip through the channels desperately looking for Macgyver, but instead find In The Heat Of The Night in it's place
- Go visit the newly re-designed Seksi.Org
- Want to know if you'll suddenly fall off the Earth? Check out the daily gravity forecast
- Visit the amazingly cool Bo Duke website
- Go to A Galaxy Far, Far Away, Where No One Has Gone Before
- Check your email from a DOS command prompt
- Go sing karaoke
- Read about some Urban Legends
- Shave
- Make a fool of yourself on live world-wide-broadcast TV
- Say "give me some sugar baby" to a random stranger
- Rip your heart right out of your rib cage with your bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it until you die
- Cook a ham
- Ignore people who tell you about all the broken links on your webpage
- Get unnecessary work done on your car
- Spend a few hours daydreaming that you had a trillion dollars
- Buy 2 bags of ice for a party and never use them
- Eat some ice cream
- Add some strawberries to your ice cream
- Add some blueberries to your ice cream too!
- Find out how much is inside?
- Steal someone's letters
- Figure out "How Far is it?"
- Try to guess what my favorite quote is
- Steal this list and claim it as your own
Hehehehehe... I stole his list but of course i'm not claiming it as my own.
DISCLAIMER: Don't believe everything I say.